Overheard in American accents in Venice

“I wonder if they have Ed Hardy up here.”

“How did I learn Italian? I came for study abroad.”

To a gondolier: “Where in the river do you go?”

“This place is like a jigsaw puzzle. I’ll show you.”

“East of the Mississippi, there are more deer now than in 1607. Whaddaya think of that?”

“It’s already on Facebook.”

“Ninety percent of people think this is the only Italian food there is.”

“Oh, if you go this way you have to pay. Figures.”

“Nowaitwait! Yeahyeah! Picture picture!”

“That looks like a military thing. I wouldn’t mind seein’ that.”

San Marco, future home of Ed Hardy Douchewear